thewalkingassbutt: When on tumblr: When in public THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I don’t think I’ve ever related to something more than this.
Ohmygod you guys....I just realized this
doctorspockspaceman: One day we will all be sitting on our computers, on tumblr, while an award show plays on the tv in front of us Benedict and his wife will be walking down the red carpet, posing and smiling for photos when all of a sudden….Ben reaches down to put his hand on her stomach and then…tumblr blows the fuck up just wait my friends…it will come soon enough….. daddybatch
sonic-all-the-angels: bartimanus: wontonpoop: Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!! what if…everything is not about men
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
itallwentbarmy: jeffersonthemadhatter: dutdutgoose: whathasbeenlost: zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way frankenstein To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name #i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems #if he didn’t insist on creating artificial life from...
literally-heads-above-the-rest: claudizhlove: literally-heads-above-the-rest: yesterday this hipster at starbucks started hitting on me and it was awkward like how does your kind feel about you flirting with a fandom the captivating story of the star crossed lovers she was fandom he was hipster their love was forbidden they fell anyways well i did trip and fall out the door when i...
brinewench: sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right I’m feeling this about work right now
drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: drunkpeeta: walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock you are a 16 year old girl and your point is????? please stop reblogging this it was a bad idea
generalknoxx: triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/ the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that
yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
q: now that cas is human, will we see cooking fast...
onamelancholyhill: castiels-wormstache: misha: certainly, there will be dean showing cas how to cook, and cas would really make an effort. sam and dean would taste it and say “that’s really great, cas!” *mimics spitting food out discreetly*
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
arentordinarypeople-misha: do-you-know-where-your-towel-is: lumos5000: lokis-army-at-221b: DAMMIT I’M A at first i thought it was, “Dammit Moriarty I’m a Time Lord” and then i figured it out and felt stupid. I feel that both are correct answers. I’ve been sat here for 10 minutes trying to work this out and I’m still clueless WHAT IS IT?
bealeavable: tumbler is actually a real word but it doesn’t look right and it makes me feel uncomfortable
Reblog if these ... THINGS have fucked up your...
221bitssmallerontheoutside: obeydowney: Robert Downey Jr Jude Law Jeremy Renner Simon Baker Chris Evans Martin Freeman Tom Hiddleston Josh Duhamel Misha Collins Benedict Cumberbatch So that I can follow you all, and we can drown in our tears together. I’M SO GLAD SOMEBODY FINALLY INCLUDED SIMON BAKER HE’S LIKE A SASSY SHERLOCK
chevybanana: We’ve got our candelstick makers: our busy guys: our romantic imbecile our lesbians: …and then there’s Jared
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
the-darkmortaldevices: kanrose: during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’” halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes she marked it as correct I see...
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
takingtheangeltoisengard: vivianandhersocalledlife: fleeingthemundane: That’s it. That’s tumblr. this is surprisingly accurate
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
Reason #37163 why Harry is not in Ravenclaw
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum...
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO?
deanisanactualprincess: grumpygandalf: commander-cosmo: petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch make hank green find the thing